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class Pussy extends Hole {}
class Mouth extends Hole {}
class Ass extends Hole {}

class Penis {
public Fuck(Hole h) {
while(!this.isSpent) {
h.TakeAThrust(this);
this.arousal++;
}
h.TakeALoad(this.load);
}
}

abstract class Hole {
public abstract void TakeAThrust(Penis p);

public abstract void TakeALoad(Load l);
}


public void TakeAThrust(Penis p) {
if(!enoughLube && p.Circumference > 6) {
analFissureCount++;
}
}

public void TakeALoad(Load l) {
if(Math.RandomNumber() % 10 == 0) {
this.Woman.EggFactory.GetEgg().Inseminate(l);
}
}


public void TakeALoad(Load l) {
if(Math.RandomNumber() % 1 == 0) {
this.Spit(l);
} else {
this.Swallow(l);
}
}

Woman[] women = new Woman[]{new Woman(), new Woman(), new Woman(), new Woman()};

Hole[] holes = new Hole[4*3 + 2];

for(int i = 0; i < women.Length; i++) {
holes[3 * i + 0] = women[i].Mouth;
holes[3 * i + 1] = women[i].Pussy;
holes[3 * i + 2] = women[i].Ass;
}

Man m = new Man();
holes[12] = m.Mouth;
holes[13] = m.Ass;

Penis p = new Man().Penis;

foreach(Hole h in holes) {
p.Fuck(h);
}
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