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5 Hilarious Quotes, Short Funny Quotes

1. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
2. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
3. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
5. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway